• me: wow I'm actually happy right now
    • life: lol now hold on just one minute

  7. benefits of dating me

    • you’ll be dating me

    I could go on but I think I’ve made my point

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    Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

    ALWAYS reblog!

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  14. Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Student: Obviously past.

  15. thatonetheycallchloe: the-creep: sevenpoints: YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENYWHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASEAND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNGWANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSEREADING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARINGI’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARINGOH BABY I WANT AN E-READERAND A MEANINGFUL METERMY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN METHAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT. YES

    thatonetheycallchloe:

    the-creep:

    sevenpoints:

    YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
    WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
    AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
    WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
    ‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
    READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
    I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
    OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
    AND A MEANINGFUL METER
    MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
    THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

    THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT.

    YES

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